re: lewd, porn mention 

But if you think about it, the entire star wars thing has hidden porn references. The x-wing is shaped like a penis with a scrotum, and it flies into a giant thing that looks like an egg cell to shoot shiny stuff at it which makes the whole thing explode…

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lewd, porn mention 

OH: “Lube Skywalker flying in his XXX-Wing… I'm sure there's porn of that.”

Urin, Fliegen 

OH: „So ein verbuggter fliegender Teppich ist doch immer noch besser als gar kein fliegender Teppich. Ich hab nur einen vollgepissten Badvorleger.“

I am cat. When I mrow at a cat to human translation app, it knows what I mean.

Food 'n' Feelings 

You say tomato
I say I love you so

trans document issues 

All the name change forms are like:

First name:
Previous last name:
New last name:


ADHD related memory issues 

I wish I had enough of a memory to remember thoughts that I had in the kitchen after I've returned to my room…

ableism meta 

Most discussions about non-discriminatory insults go like “Use insult xyz, it's not ableist!” “Ok, but it does affect this other marginalization…” “Actually,. it *is* ableist because of xyz.”

Deutsch, Kinder, Kinderlieder 

Kind hat gerade ein Laternenlicht umgedichtet:

„Ich spiel mit meinen Figuren
Und meine Figuren mit mir
Da draußen ticken die Uhren
Und drinnen ticken wir
Die Uhr ist aus
Ich geh nach Haus
Rabimmel rabammel rabumm“

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